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  ANATOMY OF A MAIN MENU Though there is some validity to the proposition that ‘chaos reigns supreme' at TQR, the main menu is the anchor that keeps the ship from spinning out to sea. MNKY - Where the CAPITAL GAINS wow the investors.
CINEMA [on permanent hiatus] - Short films (compliments of xtranormal.com) based upon the tangled web of neck snapping antics behind the scenes of TQR.
REVIEWS [on hiatus] - LONG TERM INVESTMENTS to buy, sell or hold.
ARCHIVES - Treasure trove of past Capital Gains.
FREE MARKET – The physical plant, the turbine, the dynamo from which TQR gains its energy to function, where one goes to see the process of the tiered vetting system: from Floor to Terminal to Executive Suite [Quarterly Report and Revoluton], all the way to capital gain. These are the actual offices where the e-zine does its daily grind of reading, kvetching about what was read, rejection and acceptance to the next level and start all over again. Which office has the most activity is dependent upon how far the process is along. The Floor takes the 1st month; the Terminal, the 2nd, and [when things are running right] the Report and Revolution, the 3rd.
INVESTOR GUIDE - Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. GUIDELINES – VC who’ve been around more than a few hours on this earth know what these are, and gravitate toward them like one-legged men flock to butt-kicking contests.
LOGIN/OUT - Where you create your own personal persona to enter into this cut-throat world of conniving capital managers and dishonest brokers.
BLOGGE - Yet another tentacle of the TQR empire, wherein some business and gossip and insider stuff may be grokked. FAQ - If you still don't understand, this might confuse you more. |