For Best Results: 

1. Read this venture FULL SCREEN [F11 on a PC]

2. Utilize the BOOKMARKS feature that appears at the top of the LOBBY's screen when you log back on to TQR and there is a capital gain that you did not finish.  Simply click on the title and the page number there displayed to be able to go to the page where you left off reading the last time you were using TQR.

And now, for your total quality reading pleasure, Daniel Pearlman's middle-aged crazy, hippy sexcapade -or- When branes collide...