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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/08 01:07 By: carol Status: Admin  
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Yeah!

[Carol hops across the tiles. She twirls and stomps, like a fawn]

I thought just maybe you weren't coming back, Boli. Fucking good to see you, man. Let's get to vetting, yeah? Oh and hey, you got some spandex stuck to your boot. Damn, you scared me, Boli. Rubber man. Shit.What got you into that freaky suit, dude?
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/08 01:13 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus places the shears on the tiles]

Oh no, you don't want to ask him-
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/08 01:56 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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i was off on a roadtrip to locate a guy known to, on occasion, transform into a hunter thompson book, a wolf, a coffee table, a goldfish, an empty can of beer. a shapeshifter, alice. a real pro. and i happened on a sideshow, the butthole surfers playing an exceptional long set, go go girls and flame-throwers slash jugglers and devilish midgets, their eyes all black and blued, and i met up with alice cooper and his crew, we were all hammered and watching the crazy shit going on stage with the buttholes and their dancers and the flames. i told alice i wanted to be part of whatever he was doing. joe, standing next to me, all muscle and vanilla, told me i should find a "killer emu costume". i nodded, if memory serves. wasn't into being a bird, though i was arriving at a high that might be considered birdlike, a high-flying eagle. fly like an eagle. and then it struck me; an emu can't fly. was joe fucking perry prodding me, poking me with his shit stick? and then johnny depp chest-bumped me and demanded i do the chicken dance on the spot, which i did, because, well, i mean, johnny fucking depp, right? after i danced, sweating, done, alice brought over the spandex suit and told me to get into it. what was i supposed to do? not get in it? took me an hour to pull that fucking suit suit onto my body, sister. but i got it on. after that, me and the boys went door to door, tricking. then we went to Denny's, drank vats of weak-ass coffee, and i ordered and ate eggs over my hammy. and then i ordered and ate a second helping of eggs over my hammy. so good, cousin. and then i asked the boys about the shapeshifter and they stared at me for like minutes. and then depp told me the guy lived a few miles away, behind a junk yard south of Denny's. so we all geared up, filled up on creamers and packs of sugar and we exited the building, shifting our weight from boot to boot, looking squintedly into the dead sunset.

[doomey taps out a cigarette. swan vestas the tip, sucks. he exhales]

we went and found the bastard. but...

[doomey lowers his head]

i can''t.

[doomey shakes his head]

give me a minute. two minutes.
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/08 14:17 By: rockefeller Status: Admin  
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Sorry to intrude. Killer rant Bol, yet totally credible. But until I understand why you'd suffer to press the Shift key only for Denny's, I cannot go on. Will remain stuck in this infinite, dark place.

I mean, Waffle House I could understand. I met Elvis there. But Denny's?
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/10 01:28 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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you, sir, are of a different america than i.

[doomey taps a pall mall from his pack, clamps it between his tooths, and he thumbmails a swan vesta, making the tip of the cigareete glow warm. he takes a deep pull. pulls the cigarette from his lips]

Denny's is God. sorry you didn't know that. not your fault, probably brought up wrong. could happen to anybody.

[doomey empties the tumbler, looks around the Floor, maybe looking for a bottle. his suit coat is clean, his white dress shirt unstained for once, his tie sharp and straight, his pants free of rips and snarls. hm. strange. his moves to the cherrywood and pulls open the bottom right drawer. he pulls out a fresh bottle of amber, cracks the seal, gives himself a good pour. he recaps the bottle and plants it deep in the bottom drawer, shuts the drawer. he sips at the amber]

too many ties to the D. drive by one, you've little choice but to pull in and order. so sad you've missed out on this. maybe you're a sambo's kid. understandable. sad, but understandable.

[doomey sucks in some sweet smoke. he steps toward rockefeller]

or maybe you're an applebees guy. i can see that.

[doomey sips at the amber. he steps closer to rockefeller]

s'all cool, cousin. you suck at the teat of what you glean bestest, but at some point somebody must let you know that you are fucking totally wrong.

[doomey grabs rockefellers balls through his trousers, and he twists]

you always pull into a Denny's, rock. you order a coffee, and you look at the picture menu. and then you order some food, savvy?
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/10 02:00 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol leans her head in]

Hey. Just to let you all know, Tom Sheehay's Silent Acceptance has been examined and Portholed. Just so you all know.

[Carol leans back in the pilot's chair]
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