What a creepy tale you've conjured. The Monkey and I are a bit afraid.
We do, however, like Hobson's Choice. Beware your ugly choices, a withering voice said from the darkness of his festering mind...
Okay, let's send it up for further scrutiny. I hope you read the notes onsite. Watch for commentary in the coming days as The Terminali circles your work with their daggers and ribbons. It will be...fun.
Bonne chance! And merci beaucoup for submitting your weirdness for consideration by the illustrious, highly acclaimed by someone somewhere, zine TQR.