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Date: 2017/02/14 12:10 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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[The Rorschalk paces in the jungle room atop the rundown offices of TQR, then pivots revealing the slogan on his red baseball cap dripping snaky blue dreads from its band -- MAKE THEODORE GREAT AGAIN -- and hits the ON switch to the all-hands vid screen]

Why Jello! MTGA!

[he points at his cap and smiles, then, as if possessed of a contrary demon, falls onto his hands and knees, weeping uncontrollably]

Can't sleep. Insomnia. Sominex. What the hell ... shit man. Otto, Arthur needs you! You can't give up hope Otto!

[so saying, he gets up off the his knees and brushes himself off, then continues]

oh fook it ... here's the deal!

[He squelches the water works and wipes away the tears, holding back a sigh for the capital manager that is no longer with them]

That's it! Now. Business model's going through metamorph. Like Gregor Samsa. Check! Not a cockroach. A beautiful golden scarab that will bless us all and find us drowning in the sunshine of their love! Yes. Now see here. Bullets! It's going to be beautiful. Believe me.

*Scrap the trains! I'm not good enough at the cyber. Will open the terminal as always, except I will not beam into individual discussions at a whim, but the Terminal will be set up like this biznez office, with the titles of the cap in a nice blue column to be clicked on by the investors who want the solid poop. And I mean that.

*Continuous subs may take some time to seep down to the VC, so it could be slim pickens for a while. Like zero, zip, nada. Never fear Boli and Dep, we will be selling ads! Yes. You thought you were just dumb artistes floating on your own bright clouds? Nay! I will make you into salesmen, sales ... er, people of the highest degree. Doing deals on the Patreon side of this two-bit firm. Stay tuned or ... don't make me say ... fired. You don't want that. Believe me.

*Where's our market? Why, those poor dumb bastards pulling puds and taking the piss out of a thousand university English departments across the land! Who will type me up a boilerplate press release to send these eggheaded ivory tower dwellers, proclaiming our arrival upon the scene? Errr, yes. A press release. Haven't been close to one in decades. Does anybody even have the first idea how to write one? Please volunteer yourself. We're in it for the mon... the capital gains. Yeah. That's what I mean. It's going to be really beautiful thing... and I mean that.

Thus spaketh ZaraRorschalk. Now say it with me. We're going to make total quality reading beautiful again, er, great again! MTGA! Do you copy!

[The faces of his loyal if somewhat borgesed, capital managers stare back at him warily from the vid screen]

ADDENDUM ALERT! ADDENDUM! ATTENTION ALL CAP MANAGERS IN THE SOLAR FEDERATION. ATTN ALL BROKERS IN THE CAPITAL FEDERATION. WE HAVE A NEW META-PARADIGM

We are not creating full contact publishing ... NO. How stupid could I be. The answer was right there hiding in plain site, as it were, if you catch the pun, you're good!

tqrstories is creating Total Quality Reading

new Meta-par-a(drop)adigm on your azz- word!


Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
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Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
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Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
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Doesn't that say it fucking all? It's clicking together like one o' them Chinese puzzle boxes or, perhaps, Pinhead's cube. When do we get paid, or can we make a deal with the deevil!? I really think I'm a better negotiator than he is. We're going to sit down in the fire and deal with each other from two different points of strength. It's really going to be great. And, I must tell you, I truly believe that.
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Re:storytellerssharingstories2enablepeople'sstories
Date: 2017/02/15 21:24 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey's visage on the vid screen grows big time as he leans in and shouts]

what the fuck is this shit, rorschalk? you've got a fucking jungle room up there?
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Re:storytellerssharingstories2enablepeople'sstories
Date: 2017/02/15 22:06 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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[The Rorschalk blinks into the vid screen, wondering if the piker has even heard one word that he said, then falls back on the plush green carpet and hugs to his breast a stuffed gazelle he picked up in the corner, all the while chanting his new mantra for peace and sufferance of fools]

Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
krishna krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare hare
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
krishna krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare hare
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
krishna krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare hare
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
krishna krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare hare
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
krishna krishna
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
hare hare
Storytellers sharing stories to enable people's stories.
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