Many thanks for your recent submission, The Redemption of Goody Youngblood, for our consideration here at TQR.
Goody's fortunate, dear VC, for it's clear to the grand Monkey and I as we peruse your pages, that her journey is one you've invested great care and craft in unfolding.
There's so much to admire in the style evident in this piece. It's important, I think, to acknowledge our recognition of your considerable ability before we advise that Goody's tale is a tale well written but also one that we cannot seem to fully grasp or follow. Perhaps it's somewhat like the switchback roadway through an exquisitely beautiful region: a wonder to behold but rife with nearly unnavigable terrain.
We appreciate sincerely your interest in TQR, however, advise that we are unable to advance your submission for further examination by our stalwart colleagues in the upper rooms.