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WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/06 20:14 By: deplancher Status: Admin  
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[DeP has read that book she got from the Free Bin at the old library. What was the title? Yappers and Yangers she thinks. Its chapters rife with run-on sentences and made up words has invited her to speak less/dance more. She hums now, the tune she made up to accompany the mean little verse set out in a fanciful font at the front of the book. Non, it's not one she made up at all. Plagiarized. Oh well. Alien Digital Dirt is free for the taking. Reach for it, mes freres et soeurs. Tomorrow it...and we...may be gone gone.]

Found an old dog and it seems to like me...doesn't matter you haven't lived in the gutter... [she notices the full tumbler of amber placed on the sunny side of her desk, sips and smiles with satisfaction and half-closed lids]

I've got an alien contact. Gonna let him fly. Steve Bates, Rescue Me shook the tail of the Monkey but maybe not the whale. Terminalize me but don't bury me when I'm dead. Fred. Daid.

Hey now...isn't it far too muggy in here to struggle and fight? She looks across the room, raises the tumbler at fair Carol. Somewhere a shutter opens, closes. We hear the heaving breath of Doomey and Jesus, sniff the sweat from their collision.

DeP
A Bluelight Dancer/Not a Pocketbook Romancer
of The Floor
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/08 20:46 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol perks up and waves at DePlancher across the Floor]

Oh hey, bonne soirée, grrl.

[She wiggles her ass in the pilot's seat, resettling]

We're examining capital. Very exciting. Are you examining?
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/08 21:03 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus focuses on DePlancher. He takes steps in her direction]

Boligard's talking about skin movie girls, DePlancher. He's airing his horid views, upsetting. And he is on a roll, Frank, a blue one. Just so you know. I tried to stop him, right? But, well, doggone it, you know Boligard. We, TQR, are being broadcast across the world wide web, right? Children could well be listening. I just don't think it's cool. I think we're tempting opposition and court trials and heavy damages.

[Jesus comes up against the front of DePlancher's desk. He tilts his head]

You okay? You look good. How's your cat?
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/08 21:34 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey throws his iPhone at jesus's head]

have you ever heard of working for a living, you douchebag. you've got a dad, a dad high up. i do not have a dad high up, Nancy. i am trying to put together a cache of work that i can offer up for sale, okay? my shoes are bursting at the seams, sister. i've stains on my suitcoat that i cannot get out in the sink in my apartment. i've bets lost, and i've accounts at the liquor store around the corner that must be fed, savvy? i need Pez. i need amber. do you think i pull these things from low hanging tree branches? you are pissing me off. i need to work, and here you are whining to DeP about indecency? you are less of a man than i thought you were. what about these ladies that work hard and aren't awarded for it? what about Dillon Harper and Asa Akira? you ever heard the name Mia Malkova? Or Lil' Caprice? Heard of Meagan Rain? No you haven't. You know of the starlets, those ladies on the silver screen making tiring work of an age old profession that no true man or woman cares truely about. you ever heard mention of a lady named Skin Diamond? Eufrat? Did you know one of the coolest ladies on the planet, one we can all cuddle up close to and melt, has multiple profiles on facebook, and just maybe she needs a friend because just maybe she doesn't have the topmost self-respect like most of you religious gods. That'd be Cassie Laine. And what about Janice Griffith? She's an angel, cousin.

[doomey walks over and picks up his iPhone, it's upper right corner wet with jesus blood]

you think of yourself and your worldview. we are friends, you bastard. but if you cut off these ladies from view, from recognition, from me shouting out their names and bowing and thanking God for them, then fuck you.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/08 21:42 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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Okay.

[Jesus digs in his pants pocket and comes up with a slightly bent Java]

Um.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/08 21:47 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol pounds her fists on the cherrywood's desktop]

We are going to examine capital now, you fuckers. Or i swear to christ I will break both your fucking knees!

[She breathes like a pig nose-deep in mud, and she rises to her feet, the pilot's chair jettisoning back to the wardrobe, splinters, sparks]

You two are fucking crazy. But we are going to do this.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 19:34 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus leans into a lit Swan Vesta held by Boligard, getting the tip of his Java really going good. Jesus and Boligard move up to either side of Carol, and they look down at the capital spread out before her on the cherrywood's desktop. Their lips twist as they examine the capital, each sucking occasionally on the tips of their lit tubes of joy]
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 19:42 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol leans in, seated in the pilot's chair. She enterlocks her fingers and her eyes glint as she examines the capital]

What we have here is Matt Ingoldby's Gods of the Long Garden. Looks to be an experience of FIMA, and hands on, right? These specialists arrive on the island and they sense the terror is just about to unfold, a volcano, eh? So they-
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 19:46 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus shoves the Java between his teeth, straightens up slightly, puts his his fists on his hips]

Um, yeah. We're soaking it in. I don't think we need your...your-
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 19:56 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey sucks the last tendrels of sweet smoke from his pall mall, and then he smashes the butt into the gigantoid triangular ashtray upstage on the desktop]

we don't need color, Candice. i've tapdanced across the preamble, stumbled into the first act, and then you bleat discriptives. i'm not sure i feel i'm in a positive working relationship here.

[doomey looks around for a fresh cocktail]
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:00 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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Yeah. I examine fast. I'm on the final chapter, Carol. I absorb capital kind of like-
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:02 By: carol Status: Admin  
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Okay, my name is not Candice.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:04 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey's found a bottle of amber, and he's poured himself a goodsized tumblerful. he takes a gulp, and then he turns from the cherrywood, walks out onto the glass tiles]

i don't like the cap.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:12 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol does a double take at Doomey]

No. You can't know if you like it or not yet. I just put it on the table. S'not possible to lean one way or the other. What happened to soaking it in?
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:22 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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i soaked it in, Grace.

[doomey taps out a fresh pall mall, swan vestas it]

this is brokering, okay. we do not have time to examine every little typo and line and page of the capital sent, okay? we've clients to please, and if we don't please them we end up at the bottom of a deep river with rocks in our socks, savvy?

[he sucks in some sweet smoke, he sways on his feet]

i don't like the capital.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:24 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol bugeyes Doomey]

My fucking name is not Grace.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:30 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus sucks on his Java, blows a stream of smoke mirrorballward. He sighs]

He does that. He calls me all sorts of lady names. And I don't like the capital either. It's kind of heavy, too heavy for TQR. We're more of a comedy stream. A dark comedy stream. A dark comedy horror stream, eh?
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:38 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol, her head lowered, breathes deep. She raises her head]

Okay. That makes sense, Jesus.

[She shuffles the pages of capital together, taps them straight]

For all of those watching...

[She lowers her head, giggles, and then she raises her head]

Matt Ingoldby's Gods of the Long Garden has been Portholed.

[She tosses the capital into the small metal trashcan sitting beside the cherrywood, and then she jumps up and shoves down her pants and pisses on the capital]
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:45 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus sucks some sweet smoke from his Java. He exhales]

Wow. I did not see that coming.
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Re:WK 01.8
Date: 2017/09/13 20:50 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol stands, pulls her pants up, buckles. She rushes up to Jesus and grabs the cigar from his teeth. She walks back to the trashcan and tosses the cigar into it, and a blaze rises up, smelly and nasty. The flames make her makeup run]

Gone.
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