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WK 01.9
Date: 2017/10/26 13:02 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus looks at Carol, and he watches her striping the poor capital, watches her munch on the strips and enjoy them, munch munch munch. Jesus turns his head stiffly. He addresses the camera that only Doomey can see]

Ladies. Fellas. The Fuhrer Boys is a hit here at TQR Interprises. Smart dialogue, sweet narration, twisted plot. I'm tossing this up to the Terminal, god bless its soul.

[Jesus balls up the first page of the capital, and he tosses it up past the twirling mirrorball. He does thus with the second page of the capital. And then he does thusly with all forthcoming pages of the current capital. Ad infintum, blah, blah, blah]
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/10/26 13:03 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol tosses the strips of capital to the tiles. She spits. She grabs up the current cap, spreads it out before her on the cherrywood's desktop. She gazes at the pages]

Svenning.

[She taps her forefinger-tip on the capital, she shakes her head right to left. She examines...]
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/10/27 00:56 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol stands, rotates, wiggles her ass]

This capital is awesome. Svenning's We Are Inmate #881129 is going to Terminal, bitches.

[She plops her ass in the pilot's chair. She throws a few pages up past the mirrorball. Then she crumbles a few pages and tosses them up past the mirrorball. And she does it again. And again and again]
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/10/28 23:37 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus glances over at Carol. He smiles. He fans a new capital in front of his face. He Boses Black Drum of Death's Black Don't Glow. And he dances. He glances at the prose, the craft, and he spins. It's Holly Day's Outside the Box. His spins slow as he examines. He ends up standing still on the tiles, gazing on the cap.
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/10/29 00:46 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol stands, she wanders over to the Jesus]

Dude. I can feel your quandry, feel it like quarters on a pool table that's free, right? I mean, right?
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/01 00:27 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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Yep. This capital has touched the monkey in so many different sort of ways.

[Jesus leans back and smiles, slightly devilishly, like a character from a Rob Zombie movie. A snake's head slides from Jesus's open maw, and it raises, shifting left to right, its head bobbing up and down. The snake recedes slowly, and we see Jesus's choke reflex react violently. The snake goes to cave, and Jesus breathes deep, and then he breathes deep again]

Wow, darn. Please. I'd rather not.

[The snake darts from the opened jaw of Jesus and it snaps its jaws at the edges of the cherrywood, and then it pulls back into the throat of our Christ, and tiny droplets of dark red blood mark its path. Jesus staggers]

Holy...'m not feeling so great.
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/01 00:50 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol leans against the musky, dirty body of our Christ]

No worries, right, cousin? Holly Day's Outside the Box has been Terminaled. We're golden, Pond.

[Carol twirls, lands her palms on the desktop of the cherrywood just as a rapping comes pop pop popping on the front door of the Floor]

What the...Who the fuck?

[She approaches the dark door, knowing not many walk away from it's answering, knowing not many turn from its push and thromp]

Hello.

[she says]

Who goes there?
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/01 00:59 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[Carol opens the door and she sees a dude standing in the doorway dressed in black spandex from head to toe. His crotch is tight, everything is tight, the spandex nearly ripping in spots. And the dude holds out a plastic bucket that's molded like a pumpkin]

Trick or treat, bitches.
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/04 00:43 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus leans in the corner beside the wardrobe, staring into the eyes of Bukowski's ghost]

Hey, Carol. Thanks for taking the wheel with that Holly Day capital. I'm feeling like I've a snake in me. Or maybe it's just something I ate.

[Christ bends his knees, and he plucks a Java from the underside of the wardrobe. He stands and hovers the flame off the tip of a Swan Vesta over the tip of the cigar, and he rotates the cigar with fingers, equating the burn, and he puffs puffs, gets it going good. He leans deeper into the corner, takes out his military sunglasses and slaps them on his face]

This should smoke the demoms out of me, aye.
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/04 00:53 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol glares at the dude standing outside the front door of the Floor. She turns her head, purses her lips]

We don't have any candy, rubber dude. What are you dressed up as? You look like a butt plug.
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/04 00:57 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus pushes himself off the wall, advances on the front door]

Who's here?

[He staggers, shifts left and then right]

Good Lord, it's a giant butt plug.
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/04 01:09 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[the rubber dude pushes his way inside, gains the Floor, and he shakes his head, searching with his fingertips, trying and finally finding the edges of the rubber head mask. the dude grabs the edge of the mask in his rubber-gloved fingertips, and he pulls the head mask from his head, his head hair going all crazy. it's doomey, a lit pall mall miraculously vised betwixt his lips]

god damn, couldn't breathe inside that fucking geek mask.

[doomey staggers onto the tiles. he looks around the room, nods at DePlancher, points a finger at Carol, slaps Jesus's ass]

hope you guys had an awesome Halloween. now can somebody find some scissors and cut this shit off my body? i've been in this freak suit for days. pores need air, sister.

[doomey sucks deep on the pall mall]
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/05 01:08 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus pulls a pair of shears from his belt and he struts Doomeyward. He works the shear, snapping it closed with a snip, as he advances, snip snip snip]

We'll get you out of that butt plug, mister! We certainly will!

[Jesus slips the blades of the shear between the the flesh and the plastic, and he snips snips snips, a fever rising in his uplifted eyes]
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/05 01:20 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[the spandex falls from doomey, spliced and snipped, laying like black ink pasta at his ankles]

good fucking christ. thanks.

[he stretches, twists, takes a sip from the tumbler that is somehow in his hand]

sweet amber, sister.

[he puts the pall mall to his lips and sucks in some sweet smoke. he staggers a bit. widens his stance]

let's examine some motherfucking capital, bitches!
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Re:WK 1.09
Date: 2017/11/07 02:20 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus side steps backwards, a pimp, slapping his thighs]

Yeah, but no. We 'amined Karr's The Foot Race and we found it oh so close to Term, but, but, but it fell just inches short.

[Jesus lowers his head]

The Foot Race has been Portholed.
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