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wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/16 16:14 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus gets up off his knees, and he sucks smoke into his cheeks, twists his lips, blows the smoke mirrorballward. He throws the current capital to the tiles, it's pages forming a graph, a web]

This sweet lady shoved us some cap, and its so ridiculously bad we might just pretend we never saw it, right? She won't arrive on site, right? She won't see what we carve. Like a wooden idol.

[Jesus pulls out his dick and pisses on the current capital, and it looks like his piss is real serious, 'cause the capital melts away]

Evelyn Horan's Navaho... is Portholed.
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/17 00:43 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey steps up to the Jesus]

you are going to clean that shit up, right?

[he holds his stare, though Jesus's eyes shift left to right, up and down]
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/17 00:52 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus leans in and looks into the eye of Boligard. They hold this stare-off for a few minutes]

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[Jesus steps off]

I'll clean it up.

[Jesus goes to the cleaning closet, opens the door and steps inside. He shuts the door behind him]
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/17 01:19 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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good.

[doomey plants the pall mall betwixt his teeth, and he fills his lungs, and he relaxes, stretches his left shoulder upward, and he exhales]

hard to find good help these days. oh......shit.

[he pulls the Bose remote from inside his suit coat, and he thumbs in "i don't want to be called your nigga". he steps out onto the glass tiles and he dances]
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/18 00:56 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus opens the cleaning closet door, and he rolls out a yellow mop bucket, the mop held firm in his fists, steering the mop bucket with the mop handle. He's wearing coveralls, light blue, stained here and there with chemical spills and milkshake mishaps. He goes about his duties like a zombie. He cleans up the piss puddle, and then moves back toward the cleaning closet door. He enters the closet, and he shuts the door]
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/18 01:09 By: carol Status: Admin  
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Oh, damn. Boligard, dude. You fucked him up. Not cool. He's gone all janitor, right?

[Carol stands and steps to the front of the cherrywood]

Okay, but we have more capital, cousin.

[She turns to the cherrywood and unloads pages onto the desktop]

Moskalik's The Garden of Esther. See what this has to offer, eh?
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/18 01:19 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey staggers over to the cleaning closet door. he puts his ear to the door, listens. he staggers away from the door]

nothing. shit cookies.

[doomey wanders over to the cherrywood]

s'check out this fresh cap, shall we?
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/19 06:09 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol's on her phone, checking news and weather and stuff]

Oh, motherfucker, godamn. Malcolm is dead.

[She lowers her head, underglow coming from her phone screen]
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/19 06:28 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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godfuckingdamnit!

[doomey wanders the glass tiles. he bumps up against the cherrywood, and he reaches out and grabs the Bose remote. he thumbs in ac/dc and the speakers up beside the mirrorball thromp and rock and roll and scream and explode and twang and ballswing and stomp and yell and spit and wrestle around like misguided teenagers in high schools everywhere and they tremble near death and they ride out the chaos like a fey miss on on a rodeo bull, up and down and sideways and shake shake shake. right? doomey pats his heart]

malcolm. you were my brother. and i loved you dearly.
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/19 06:55 By: carol Status: Admin  
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That is fucked, Malcolm going. Many early morning drug and booze fest wakings back in the day were soundtracked by these fuckers. It's like if you want to stay in bed, miss first class, that's cool. But if you slapped an AC/DC record on the turns when you rolled, it was fucking on. You were up.

[She swings her elbows left to right, and she swings her ass slightly]

I got the jack.

[She pulls the current capital from her backside pants pocket]

It's The Garden of Esther, and the capital is really mind-altering. Not in a good way. It's been Portholed, dumped into the deep pit of sea, never to be seen again, unless the capital rises to the top of the crop, savvy? Floats?

[Carol crumples up and balls up the current capital, she makes it door-stopperish, if that's a word or phrase]
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/20 15:07 By: bulldust Status: Admin  
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Look at who's being a douchebag now....

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo!
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/21 01:27 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey kneels down, grabs up the balls of capital]

no, this is good. s'tough coming up with diff ways to Porthole. i go to bed crazy trying to think up new ways to Porthole. I mean, wow, I've been doing this for fifteen years...all's i can recommend is that you listen to as much Steel Panther as possible. and okay, here's something.

[doomey unravels a ball of capital Carol balled up. he rises, and he leans in over the cherrywood, slaps the newfound capital on the desktop]

from the old comes the new. right?

[from the flattened page he pulls a second page, and from the second page he pulls another page]

a story developes. how exciting, sister.
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/22 01:59 By: carol Status: Admin  
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Oooooh.

[Carol steps up to the desk, looks down on the capital spread across the desktop.]

Ethan Nahte's Paint the Park Red.

[She puts her hands on her hips, and then she shifts her hips to the right]

Detectives and vultures and Styrofoam cups. I'm in.
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/22 02:04 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey has his palms on the cherrywood's desktop, and he's eyeing the capital]

yeah. this might be good. oh, but the use of "sincerity", hm.

[he taps out a pall mall, thumbnails a swan vesta, and he sucks in some sweet smoke]
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Re:wk 2.1
Date: 2017/11/23 01:39 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol has moved her hands from her hips, she now has her arms crossed under her breasts (that's not a sexist remark, btw, it's just the way it works, a lady can actually cross her arms above her breasts, so we are just trying make the picture sharp, okay? Please don't report us to the authorities, whatever dumbass troup that might be at the moment). Wait, reverse that. Carol has moved her hands from her hips, she now has her arms crossed under her perky breasts.

[[Hold on. Is perky a descriptive, or is it sexually abusive? Hm. Well. okay, after further thought, that's ridiculous. A lady might have perky breasts, she might have saggy breasts, she could have round breasts, she might have Al Franken breasts. I've personally known a woman who had one breast (cancer), does that make me an abuser. Careful, people. Careful]]

She's examining the current capital]

I like how Breckhart wants to punch the freaky mime. And I like the opening analogy, "vultures circling carrion". The year of the event is hinted by the use of Styrofoam coffee cups, i mean, that had to be decades ago, right?
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