We examined the cap you sent. The monkey kind of sat off to the side and picked at his inner thigh fur. Might be he found some ticks or fleas. For certain we decided your capital did not reach our capital goal. No worries, there are five hundred billion other magazines to submit your story to. It's pretty much a no brainer. You are in in! Somewhere. Just not here.
Damn but Rocks wishes it was ethical for TQR's avatars to sub here. These rejects (and Rocks has seen his and probably half a dozen others' shares) are worth their weight in plutonium. He'd print them all out and make a CV or a shirt or something.