You nearly jumped the hurdle, and you did, but...hard to explain. You can craft capital, truth. But the capital you crafted just did not make our monkey go all disco. Surry, surah. That fucking monkey. Eh?
This is the strangest damned rejection letter I've ever received, and I expected nothing less I enjoyed reading the dialogue about my venture, no matter how short lived it was on the site. I truly feel like it was my best, but when I come up with something I think is better I'll try again. Really cool site and when--or if--I break through with you guys I'll feel I've accomplished something.
Paul motherfucking Bailey
Thanks for understanding us. Few do. You are a spectacular human being. Please send us another dose of capital.