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wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/03 02:14 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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[for those following along at home: Jesus opened with king's pawn E4; Rorschalk cock blocked with King's pawn E5 and Jesus moved his knight G1-F3 ... The Rorschalk sighs with consternation, openings are such sweet excruciating good byes to sacrifices soon foretold or unforeseen adieus...]

My lord, would you kindly stop staring? I've had a rough week.

And by the by, who's doing LOVE-IN-IDLENESS?

Just curious is all ... and God I hope you're not as good at this infernal game as that bastard Boligard.

Bishop F8-D6 you piker.

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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/03 13:23 By: rockefeller Status: Visitor  
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Trouble with chess is anyone can become a grandmaster by downloading Stockfish. So you gotta trust your opponent. And if you can trust Jesus, who can't you trust? Shaping up for a Roy Lopez? AlphaZero favored the Queen's Indian as white, which (i.e., being white) is a big advantage. Another problem with game.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/04 22:45 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus glances over at Rockefeller who's sitting cross-legged beside him now, somehow, as if by some sort of magic. Jesus expected to see fairy dust pluming from Rockefeller's fingertips. Jesus stiffs an arm and offers Rockefeller a fist pump. Rockefeller punches Jesus's fist]

S'not Guy Lopez though, gangster. Rorschalk should have pushed his knight, but he didn't. Yeah, might be forming up for a Lopez, shifting pieces, reformatting and trying for a surprise attack.

[Jesus puts his elbows on his knees, going in low, looking over the board]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/04 23:14 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol leans forward, her palms on the desktop, raising her ass from the pilot's chair, and looks over the chess board from a looming distance. She squints her kohled eyes, twists her lips]

I love a good chess game.

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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/04 23:29 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey strides from the Porthole, puffing on a good-going pall mall, and he spits a tweek of tobacco from his lip]

What the fuck's that?

[he steps over to the cherrywood, glances at Carol's ass for just a millisecond, and then he lands his gaze on the seat of the pilot's chair. he reaches down and grabs up an undiscovered capital. he looks it over, and then he shakes his head, lowers it (his head). he slaps the newfound capital on the desktop of the cherrywood, and then stands back]

Carol, how long have you been sitting on this?
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/04 23:34 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol stands and looks over the capital spread out before her]

Oh oops. Didn't mean to keep it to myself. It's Jeff Goelz's A Jagged Hole That Never Healed. It sort of slipped down and got lodged under my ass, I guess, I dunno. Shit.

[She turns and stares at Doomey]

You looked at my ass.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/04 23:38 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey stands there, the pall pall clamped between his teeth, his hands on his hips, his forehead beading with sweat]

no i was looking at my watch, er, well, okay i don't wear a watch, but there was turtle climbing the wall and i was, well, oh fuck a turd. i looked at your ass.

[doomey droops his shoulders, hangs his head]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/04 23:43 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol smiles. She steps over to Doomey wraps her arms around him, and she lefts her head and shouts at the mirrorball]

My ass is lookable!

[She squeezes Doomey, and she lets go. She steps back to the desk]

Now we've a capital to examine, cousin.

[She leans in, palms on the desktop, and she examines]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/05 00:03 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus raises a hand from his knee, and he grabs up the D2 pawn and shoves it forward two squares to D4. He shakes his head, and he looks around his general area for a Java cigar]

Somebody bring me an ashtray!
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/05 21:02 By: rockefeller Status: Visitor  
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Dang, a couplua moves each in and the Roxter's head is full. Time to get the board outa the tube and lay something flat and heavy on it... like maybe Infinite Jest. Boss, you did not just put your bishop in front of your Queen pawn? [Rocks shakes his head. The way his lips wobble's reminiscent of Dick Nixon.] You are so screwed.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/05 22:33 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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[Rorschalk glowers at the smug Rockefeller and contemplates dumping the board, feeling out of control of the game before even moving thrice...]

Screwed you say? My openings are sometimes circumspect, but, what can I say. No retreat! No surrender!

Knight G8-E7
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/06 16:37 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey glances up from his examination. he's leaned in, looming over the cherrywood's desktop like a ghoul, beside him sits Carol, she's focused on the capital spread out before them. doomey looks over at the chessboard lying on the tiles, he squints, and then looks back to the capital]

looks like a mutant form of King's Knight Opening, cousin.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/06 16:47 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus is focused on the board]

Didn't ask for help.

[He focuses. He reaches out and grabs up his Queen's Bishop. He slides it over to G5]

Be aggressive.

[He leans back, his palms on the tiles behind him]

B. E. Aggressive.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/06 16:57 By: rockefeller Status: Visitor  
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Apparently those big, thick, expensive Go boards are hollowed concave on the bottom as a kind of bowl they'd put kibitzers' heads in back in the day. Shit's annoying. Sorry boss. Rocks is a huge fan of the unorthodox. And he can almost kinda see the beauty of that strange B-d6 covering e5.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/07 01:01 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey stands, and shimmies tileward]

yeah, with Carol's permission, we're going to Porthole Goelz's A Jagged Hole That Never Healed due to the general literature rule; A crafter of capital shall not be incredibly boring beyond all concept of accepted reality and fantasy and porno.

[doomey steps round upon the edge of the chess board, feels about his self for a pall mall, taps one out and swan vestas it, and he sucks in some sweet smoke. he exhales]

i dug all the dialogue, i am a fan of that angle, but the lack of interest, my own, concerned me, worried me, but then again, i am a bastard. we're involved in a period of time, an era that examines mccarthy and leonard, and ergo, fuckers, we need really awesome dialogue, cousins.
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