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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/07 01:22 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol leans back in the pilot's chair. She meshes her fingers, squeezes her fists mergelike. Her eyelids are lowered, and she looks from Boligard to the chess board]

Yeah, I concure, Boli. The capital started off strong, meeting up with an old girlfriend, 40 years later, but there's pretty much no glue, nothing to snag your hook on, right? And, christ, we really need to go find ourselves a river. Cast.

[Carol grabs up the current capital and shreds it, tossing it to the mirrorball]

Jeff Goelz's A Jagged Hole That Never Healed has been Portholed.

[Carol leans back in the pilot's chair and she snaps her fingers, pop pop. The mirrorball-bound capital erupts in fire and sparks]

There we go, you bastards.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/07 21:54 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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Well, slide this sheep right up your sanctified shorn asshole!

[so saying, the Rorschalk marches bishop's pawn to F6 then takes out his trusty crucifix and tattoos a burn mark into his forehead]

The power of Christ compels me!

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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/08 01:06 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol pulls the next capital from the stack that sits upstage left on the cherrytop and she spreads the pages across the desktop. She looks it over]

Okay, freaks. We have Jason Corner's Love-in-Idleness; Or, You Might Get In on the examining table. This cat is huddled down in Virginia, a town named Henrico, the name of which brings to mind dusty crossroads and vultures, but, you know, I don't know. I've never been to Henrico, VA.

[She leans in and starts her examination]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/08 01:08 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus examines the chess board]

What are you up to, Rorschalk? Hm. I attacked your King-side house in hopes you'd dismantle it, but I never expected you to actually do it.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/08 01:12 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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he's a sneaky little bastard. keep your guard up, Sally.

[doomey sucks in some sweet smoke from the lit pall mall]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/08 01:19 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus closes his eyes, and he breathes deep. He opens his eyes and he leans forward. He grabs his knight on F3 and takes Rorschalk's pawn on E5. He leans back, twists his lips]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/08 02:51 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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My lord, I have drawn you out ... now I need to carefully unwind the mortal coil ... or immortal as the case may be... that binds me.

Pawn takes bishop G5.

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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/08 22:50 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus leans forward. He's found a Java and now Carol walks over to the gathering on the tiles, she's holding Boligard's ash-filled marble ashtray, the weight of it making her flex. Boligard thumbnails a swan vesta, leans over and gets the tip of Jesus's cigar well-lit as Jesus holds the cigar tip between his lips and rotates the sucker, filling his cheeks with sweet smoke. Boligard shakes out the match and tosses it into the gigantoid ashtray that sits beside Jesus's left knee where Carol had placed it. Jesus leans in and grabs up his King's bishop and moves it to C4. He leans back and puffs away at the Java. He glares across the board into Rorschalk's red eyes]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/09 02:12 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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[Rorschalk's eyes spin like pinwheels, with the mesmeric thrust of a charming snake as he summons his wits about him to make a positive gain upon the bord]

I need some space, alas my boffing bishop, your race is run! D6 Bishop ecclesiastically murders E5 Knight ... Good night sweet, er, uhm ... knight?

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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/09 13:08 By: rockefeller Status: Admin  
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Interesting positional sac. Fo sheezy ma Jeezy.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/09 20:16 By: Jesus Status: Admin  
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[Jesus fist bumps Rockefeller. Puffing on his Java, he reaches out and takes Rorschalk's bishop with his D4 pawn. This whole time, miraculously, his eyes have not left Rorschalk's]

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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/09 23:52 By: doomey Status: Admin  
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[doomey leans in and looks over the board. he hangs, examines. he leans back and taps Rorschalk's shoulder, and then he sucks in some sweet smoke. he goes all jazz hands, blinks at Rorschalk]

dude, you've advanced one pawn. what the fuck? and you can't castle. me thinks you need to advance the Queen-side, cousin. damn. you're stuck, like a logger under a rolling tree.
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/10 00:02 By: carol Status: Admin  
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[Carol turns and walks, step step step, her buttcheeks flexing with each advance, back to the cherrywood. She grabs the pilot's chair armrests and plants her ass, and she pulls herself in. She gathers the current capital, rights it]

Okay, you bastards. You play your games. So freshman. We've got Corner's You Might Just Get In on the block, cousins. And I've looked it over, but you cockheads seem really absorbed in your damn gaming. Like children, fuckers. So I'm totally going to Terminalize this bitch.

[Carol rolls the current capital into a massive doobie and swan vestas its tip, and she sucks on it, sucks and sucks, and smoke wafts from the tip of the current capital. She holds the smoke in, waves her hand in front of her face, seems to nearly gag, and then she exhales, and she coughs, and she coughs and coughs, and she calms herself and she tosses the current capital behind her, sparks flying and simmering along the facade of the bureau]

Jason Corner's You Might Just Get In has been Terminaled.



Jason Corner's You Might Just Get In has been Terminaled.[/size]
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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/10 17:56 By: bulldust Status: Admin  
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[The Bullmeister stampedes in and headbutts the board. Chess pieces fly everywhere.]

Chess is for sissies. Check and mate.

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Re:wk 2.9
Date: 2018/05/10 21:25 By: tqr Status: Admin  
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[The Rorschalk sits for a beat and then jumps to his feet, tugging on his blue dreds with both hands like Pepe le Longstockings...]

Oy vey! What outrage is this? ...

[Watching as the thundering Bull's flanks disappear into the gloom, he sits back down on his milk crate and sighs resignedly ... then, holding up the captured knight and bishop captive in his hands, sez,]

Well... Looks like I win on points!

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